YOU SAID:
the news is absolutely astounding i have never seen something more preposterous in my entire existence
INTO JAPANESE
このニュースは絶対に驚くべきものです。これまでの人生でこれほどばかげたことを見たことはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This news is absolutely amazing. Never in my life have I seen such absurdity.
INTO JAPANESE
このニュースは本当に素晴らしいです。私の人生で、そのような不条理を見たことはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This news is really great. Never in my life have I seen such absurdity.
INTO JAPANESE
このニュースは本当に素晴らしいです。私の人生で、そのような不条理を見たことはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This news is really great. Never in my life have I seen such absurdity.
Come on, you can do better than that.