YOU SAID:

The new phone is so dumb and doesn’t make sense so I threw it away

INTO JAPANESE

新しい電話はばかなので、そしてそれを捨てたので、意味をなさない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Since the new phone is an idiot, and it doesn't make sense

INTO JAPANESE

新しい携帯電話は、白痴と意味をなさないので

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So make idiocy and mean new cell phone

INTO JAPANESE

だから白痴を作るし、新しい携帯電話を意味

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So make idiocy, means new cell phone

INTO JAPANESE

だから白痴、手段の新しい携帯電話を作る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So make idiocy, means new cell phone