YOU SAID:
THE MOTHER OF ALL BIRD TURDS HIT YOUR CAR
INTO JAPANESE
すべての鳥のタードの母親があなたの車にぶつかる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All bird tard mothers hit your car
INTO JAPANESE
すべての鳥のタールの母親があなたの車を打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All bird tar mothers hit your car
INTO JAPANESE
すべての鳥のタールの母親があなたの車を打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All bird tar mothers hit your car
That didn't even make that much sense in English.