YOU SAID:

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.

INTO JAPANESE

体重が増えるほど、あなたは誘拐されることになります。おげんきで。ケーキを食べます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The more you gain weight, you will be kidnapped. Take care. I will have a cake.

INTO JAPANESE

裁判所に行かなければならない、君も一緒に行ってくれる？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will have a court date one of these days, and you will be there.

INTO JAPANESE

裁判所に行かなければならない、君も一緒に行ってくれる？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will have a court date one of these days, and you will be there.