YOU SAID:
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe kids, and eat cake.
INTO JAPANESE
体重が大きいほど、誘拐するのが難しくなります。安全な子供を過ごし、ケーキを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The greater the weight, the harder it is to abduct. Have a safe kid and eat cake.
INTO JAPANESE
体重が大きいほど、誘拐するのは困難です。安全な子供を飼ってケーキを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The higher the weight, the harder it is to abduct. Keep safe children and eat cake.
INTO JAPANESE
体重が大きいほど、誘拐するのは困難です。安全な子供を飼ってケーキを食べましょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The higher the weight, the harder it is to abduct. Keep safe children and eat cake.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.