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The monsters don't live under my bed the creatures they lurk inside my head they feed of on me till I'm brain dead but I'm pretty numb so it's painless
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モンスターは私のベッドの下に住んでおらず、彼らが私の頭の中に潜んでいる生き物は、私が脳死するまで私を食べますが、私はかなり無感覚なので痛みはありません
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The monsters don't live under my bed and the creatures they lurking in my head eat me until I die, but I'm pretty numb so there's no pain
INTO JAPANESE
モンスターは私のベッドの下に住んでおらず、頭の中に潜んでいる生き物は私が死ぬまで私を食べますが、私はかなりしびれているので痛みはありません
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The monsters don't live under my bed and the creatures lurking in my head eat me until I die, but I'm pretty numb so it doesn't hurt
INTO JAPANESE
モンスターは私のベッドの下に住んでおらず、私の頭の中に潜んでいる生き物は私が死ぬまで私を食べますが、私はかなり無感覚なので傷つけません
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The monsters don't live under my bed and the creatures lurking in my head eat me until I die, but I'm pretty numb and don't hurt
INTO JAPANESE
モンスターは私のベッドの下に住んでおらず、私の頭の中に潜んでいる生き物は私が死ぬまで私を食べますが、私はかなり無感覚で傷つきません
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The monsters don't live under my bed and the creatures lurking in my head eat me until I die, but I'm pretty numb and unhurt
INTO JAPANESE
モンスターは私のベッドの下に住んでおらず、私の頭の中に潜んでいる生き物は私が死ぬまで私を食べますが、私はかなり無感覚で無傷です
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The monsters don't live under my bed and the creatures lurking in my head eat me until I die, but I'm pretty numb and unscathed
INTO JAPANESE
モンスターは私のベッドの下に住んでおらず、私の頭の中に潜んでいる生き物は私が死ぬまで私を食べますが、私はかなり無感覚で無傷です
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The monsters don't live under my bed and the creatures lurking in my head eat me until I die, but I'm pretty numb and unscathed
You should move to Japan!