YOU SAID:
The modern day pirates ate little fuzz and are going to play video games with him till he is cute
INTO JAPANESE
現代の海賊は毛羽立ちがほとんどなく、彼がかわいいになるまで彼と一緒にビデオゲームをプレイします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Modern pirates have little fluff and play video games with him until he is cute
INTO JAPANESE
現代の海賊は綿毛がほとんどなく、彼がかわいいになるまで彼とビデオゲームをプレイします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Modern pirates have little fluff and play video games with him until he is cute
That didn't even make that much sense in English.