YOU SAID:
The mirror ate my homework, my toothbrush, and my toothpaste, but my sanity still remains mostly intact.
INTO JAPANESE
鏡は私の宿題、歯ブラシ、歯磨き粉を食べましたが、私の正気はまだほとんど損なわれていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The mirror has eaten my homework, my toothbrush, and my toothpaste, and my sanity is still largely intact.
INTO JAPANESE
鏡は私の宿題、歯ブラシ、歯磨き粉を食べてしまいましたが、私の正気はまだほとんど損なわれていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The mirror has eaten my homework, my toothbrush, and my toothpaste, and my sanity is still largely intact.
That's deep, man.