YOU SAID:
the minions have saved my life
INTO JAPANESE
手先は私の人生を保存しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Minions are saving my life.
INTO JAPANESE
手下たちは、私の人生が保存されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The minions will save my life.
INTO JAPANESE
手下たちは、私の人生が保存されます。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.