YOU SAID:
The man said to the woman, “I think I love you”. She then slapped him in his face and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was not too pleased.
INTO JAPANESE
男は、女性に「私と思うあなたを愛して」と述べた。彼女は彼を彼の顔に平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも満足でした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The man said, women love you I think. She has him on his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
男性は、女性を愛すると思うあなた。彼女は、彼彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You think men love women. She was his his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、男性が女性を愛すると思います。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think your man loves woman. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの男が女を愛すると思います。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think I love the woman your man. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの男に女性を愛すると思います。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think I love you man women. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを愛しと思う女性を男します。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I you think love women man the. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
女性男性の愛私はあなたと思うの。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Of women men love, I think. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
女性の男性を愛すると思います。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love the ladies man. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、女性の男は大好きです。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love the ladies man. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.