YOU SAID:
The man said to the woman, “I think I love you”. She then slapped him in his face and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was not too pleased.
INTO JAPANESE
男は、女性に「私と思うあなたを愛して」と述べた。彼女は彼を彼の顔に平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも満足でした。
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The man said, women love you I think. She has him on his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
男性は、女性を愛すると思うあなた。彼女は、彼彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You think men love women. She was his his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、男性が女性を愛すると思います。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
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I think your man loves woman. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの男が女を愛すると思います。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
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I think I love the woman your man. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの男に女性を愛すると思います。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
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I think I love you man women. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを愛しと思う女性を男します。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
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I you think love women man the. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
女性男性の愛私はあなたと思うの。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
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Of women men love, I think. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
女性の男性を愛すると思います。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
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I love the ladies man. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、女性の男は大好きです。彼女は彼の顔を平手打ちし、脚の付け根に彼を蹴った。言うまでもなく、彼はあまりにも幸せだった。
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I love the ladies man. She is his face slapped and kicked him in the groin. Needless to say, he was too happy.
Come on, you can do better than that.