YOU SAID:
The man in the van loved to eat tiny children on an every day basis
INTO JAPANESE
バンの男を愛し、毎日のベースで小さな子供を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Love the van man, eat a small child on a daily basis
INTO JAPANESE
バンの男を愛し、日常的に小さな子供を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Love the van man, eat on a daily basis to small children
INTO JAPANESE
バンの男を愛し、小さな子どもたちに日常的に食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Love the van man, eat on a daily basis to small children
That didn't even make that much sense in English.