YOU SAID:
The London bridge is falling down, my fair lady.
INTO JAPANESE
ロンドンの橋が落ちています、私の公正な女性。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bridge in London is falling, my fair woman.
INTO JAPANESE
ロンドンの橋が落ちています、私の公正な女性。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bridge in London is falling, my fair woman.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.