YOU SAID:
The LGBTQWTFBBQSauce crowd tells children it won't lick itself.
INTO JAPANESE
LGBTQWTFBBQSauceの群衆は、子供たちに、自分を舐めることはないと言います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The LGBTQWTFBBQSauce crowd tells kids they don't lick themselves.
INTO JAPANESE
LGBTQWTFBBQSauceの群衆は、子供たちに自分たちを舐めないと言います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The LGBTQWTFBBQSauce crowd tells kids they don't lick themselves.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.