YOU SAID:
The leeches mistaken my carpet for a pizza!
INTO JAPANESE
ヒルは間違ってピザ私のカーペットです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hill is wrong, is a pizza my carpet!
INTO JAPANESE
ピザ私のカーペットを丘が間違っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wrong Hill pizza my carpet!
INTO JAPANESE
間違って丘ピザ私のカーペット!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wrong Hill pizza my carpet!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.