YOU SAID:
the lazy dog sat and looked as if he had sat and looked lazy before i noticed the lazy dog sitting and looking, as if he had looked and sat lazily before i happened to notice that the dog who is very lazy sitting as lazy dogs sit.
INTO JAPANESE
怠惰な犬は、まるで怠惰な犬が座っているように非常に怠惰に座っている犬に偶然気づく前に、怠惰な犬が座って見ていたかのように、まるで座って怠けているように見えました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A lazy dog looks as if it's sitting and being lazy, as if a lazy dog is sitting and watching before you accidentally notice a dog sitting very lazily. I did.
INTO JAPANESE
怠惰な犬は、座って怠けているように見えます。非常に怠惰に座っている犬に偶然気づく前に、怠け者の犬が座って見ているように見えます。やった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A lazy dog will appear to be sitting around and being lazy. It looks like a lazy dog is sitting and watching before you happen to notice a dog sitting very lazily. Hooray.
INTO JAPANESE
怠け者の犬は、座って怠けているように見えます。とても怠惰に座っている犬に気づく前に、怠惰な犬が座って見ているように見えます。万歳。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lazy dogs look like they're sitting around and being lazy. It looks like a lazy dog is sitting and watching before you notice a dog sitting very lazily. Banzai.
INTO JAPANESE
怠惰な犬は、座って怠けているように見えます。とても怠惰に座っている犬に気づく前に、怠惰な犬が座って見ているように見えます。バンザイ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A lazy dog will appear to be sitting around and being lazy. It looks like a lazy dog is sitting and watching before you notice a dog sitting very lazily. Banzai.
INTO JAPANESE
怠け者の犬は、座って怠けているように見えます。とても怠惰に座っている犬に気づく前に、怠惰な犬が座って見ているように見えます。バンザイ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lazy dogs look like they're sitting around and being lazy. It looks like a lazy dog is sitting and watching before you notice a dog sitting very lazily. Banzai.
INTO JAPANESE
怠惰な犬は、座って怠けているように見えます。とても怠惰に座っている犬に気づく前に、怠惰な犬が座って見ているように見えます。バンザイ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A lazy dog will appear to be sitting around and being lazy. It looks like a lazy dog is sitting and watching before you notice a dog sitting very lazily. Banzai.
INTO JAPANESE
怠け者の犬は、座って怠けているように見えます。とても怠惰に座っている犬に気づく前に、怠惰な犬が座って見ているように見えます。バンザイ。
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