YOU SAID:
The laundry simply won't fold itself.
INTO JAPANESE
洗濯物は単に自分自身を折ることはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fold itself simply washing.
INTO JAPANESE
単に洗浄自分自身を折る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just wash myself to fold.
INTO JAPANESE
ただ、自分自身を折るを洗ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just fold yourself wash.
INTO JAPANESE
折りたたむだけで自分を洗います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just fold and wash yourself.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょうど折るし、洗います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just fold and then wash.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょうど折りしてから洗う.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just fold it and then wash.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょうどそれを折るし、洗ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just fold it and then wash.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.