YOU SAID:
The last thing in the world I would want to do is upset pam
INTO JAPANESE
私がしたいと思う世界で最後のことは、パンパンを動かすことです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The last thing in the world I want to do is to move the bread
INTO JAPANESE
私がしたい世界の最後のものは、パンを動かすことです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The last thing in the world I want to do is to move the bread
That didn't even make that much sense in English.