YOU SAID:
The KKK is attacking! Quick, call God and get him here right now!
INTO JAPANESE
KKKが攻撃しています!早く、神に電話して、今すぐここに連れて行ってください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
KKK is attacking! Call God early and take me here now!
INTO JAPANESE
KKKが攻撃しています!早く神に電話して、今ここに連れて行ってください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
KKK is attacking! Call God early and take me here now!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.