YOU SAID:
The kitchen faucet is fixed. The batteries didn't help the Lady's room faucet, so the guy is going to do some research and come back on Monday.
INTO JAPANESE
台所の蛇口は固定です。 男は、いくつかの研究を行うし、月曜日に戻ってくるつもりですので、電池はレディース ルーム蛇口を助けていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kitchen faucet is fixed. Because the guy is going to do some research and come back on Monday, the battery doesn't help women's bathroom faucet.
INTO JAPANESE
台所の蛇口は固定です。男は、いくつかの研究を行うし、月曜日に戻ってくるつもりですが、ので、バッテリーは女子浴室蛇口を助けていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kitchen faucet is fixed. Guys are going to do some research and then come back on Monday, but since the battery doesn't help women's bathroom faucet.
INTO JAPANESE
台所の蛇口は固定です。みんなは、いくつかの研究を行うし、月曜日には、バッテリーは女性の浴室蛇口を助けないので戻ってくるつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thus, if the Company’s results are released before markets open on Thursday then Monday would be the first day on which Insiders and Related Persons could trade.
INTO JAPANESE
このように、当社の結果は木曜日に開かれた市場前にリリースされているならば、月曜日には、インサイダーおよび関連者はトレード可能性があるの最初の日になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thus, if the Company’s results are released before markets open on Thursday then Monday would be the first day on which Insiders and Related Persons could trade.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.