YOU SAID:
the kids have a anomaly that goes bam
INTO JAPANESE
子供たちはバムになる異常を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Children have anomalies that become bums
INTO JAPANESE
子供はお尻になる異常を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The child has an anomaly that makes him ass
INTO JAPANESE
子供は彼をお尻にする異常を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The child has an anomaly that makes him ass
Come on, you can do better than that.