YOU SAID:
The kick slapped the jester and the jester shot the king with a rpg
INTO JAPANESE
キックが道化師を平手打ちし、道化師がRPGで王を撃った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kick slapped the clown and the clown shot the king in RPG
INTO JAPANESE
RPGでピエロにキックを叩き、ピエロが王様を撃った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit the clown with a kick in RPG and the clown shot the king
INTO JAPANESE
RPGでピエロにキックを当てるとピエロが王様を撃った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kick the clown in RPG and the clown shot the king
INTO JAPANESE
RPGでピエロを蹴ると、ピエロが王を撃った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kick the clown in RPG and the clown shot the king
That didn't even make that much sense in English.