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the kettle is as hot as a monkey playing snooker in a bath with twenty seven rubber duckies and ninety two fish in a barrel

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やかんは、樽の中に27匹のゴム製のダッキーと92匹の魚がいるお風呂で猿をやるのと同じくらい暑い

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The kettle is as hot as a monkey in a bath with 27 rubber ducks and 92 fish in barrels

INTO JAPANESE

やかんは27匹のゴム製のアヒルと92匹の魚が樽に入っているお風呂で猿のように暑い

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The kettle is hot as a monkey in a bath with 27 rubber ducks and 92 fish in barrels

INTO JAPANESE

やかんは、27匹のゴム製のアヒルと92匹の魚が樽に入っているお風呂で猿のように暑い

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Kettle is hot as a monkey in a bath with 27 rubber ducks and 92 fish in barrels

INTO JAPANESE

ケトルは27匹のゴム製のアヒルと92匹の魚を樽に入れたお風呂で猿のように暑い

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Kettle is hot as a monkey in a bath with 27 rubber ducks and 92 fish in barrels