YOU SAID:
The kangaroo pooped in my yard
INTO JAPANESE
私の庭でウンチだからカンガルー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poop in my yard because Kangaroo
INTO JAPANESE
私の庭でウンチ カンガルー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kangaroo POO in my garden
INTO JAPANESE
カンガルー私の庭でうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the garden of the Kangaroo I poo poo
INTO JAPANESE
カンガルーの庭で私うんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the garden of the Kangaroo I poo poo
Come on, you can do better than that.