YOU SAID:
The Japanese destroyed Pearl Harbour back in World War two. I know, it's very bad.
INTO JAPANESE
日本人は、2 つの世界大戦に戻って真珠湾を破壊しました。それは非常に悪いだろ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pearl Harbor was destroyed the Japanese back to the two world wars. It is very bad.
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