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The issues standing between me and my macarons are complex and multifaceted. Firstly, I do not want to go outside. Secondly, I do not want to ask another human to buy me the macarons, for I fear ridicule in the form of phrases such as, “Well aren’t YO

INTO JAPANESE

私とマカロンの間に立ちはだかる問題は複雑かつ多面的です。まず、外に出たくない。第二に、私は他の人間にマカロンを買ってくれるよう頼みたくない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The issues that stand between me and macaroons are complex and multifaceted. First, I don't want to go out. Second, I don't want to ask other people to buy me macaroons.

INTO JAPANESE

私とマカロンの間に立ちはだかる問題は複雑かつ多面的です。まず、外に出たくない。次に、他の人にマカロンを買ってもらいたくないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The issues that stand between me and macaroons are complex and multifaceted. First, I don't want to go out. Second, I don't want other people to buy macaroons.

INTO JAPANESE

私とマカロンの間に立ちはだかる問題は複雑かつ多面的です。まず、外に出たくない。 2つ目は、他の人にマカロンを買ってほしくないということです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The issues that stand between me and macaroons are complex and multifaceted. First, I don't want to go out. Second, I don't want other people to buy macaroons.