YOU SAID:
the is the greatest cheese lamp i've ever kissed on the chair
INTO JAPANESE
私が今まで椅子にキスした中で最も偉大なチーズランプです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's the greatest cheese lamp I've ever kissed a chair
INTO JAPANESE
それは私が今まで椅子にキスした中で最も偉大なチーズランプです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's the greatest cheese lamp I've ever kissed a chair
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