YOU SAID:
The irony is so thick, you can choke on it.
INTO JAPANESE
皮肉はとても厚く、あなたはそれを詰まらせることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ironic is very thick and you can clog it.
INTO JAPANESE
皮肉は非常に厚く、詰まらせることがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ironic is very thick and may clog.
INTO JAPANESE
皮肉は非常に厚く、詰まる可能性があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ironic is very thick and may clog.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.