YOU SAID:
The intrinsic truth of the universe is that the monodimpled eating utensil with a handle that you are holding does not in fact exist in reality.
INTO JAPANESE
宇宙の本質的な真実は、あなたが手に持っている取っ手のついた単ディンプルの食器は、実際には現実には存在しないということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An essential truth of the universe is that the single-dimple dishware with handles you're holding in your hand doesn't actually exist in reality.
INTO JAPANESE
宇宙の本質的な真実は、あなたが手に持っている取っ手のついた、くぼみがひとつだけの食器は、現実には存在しないということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An essential truth of the universe is that the one-indented dishware with handles you're holding in your hand doesn't actually exist.
INTO JAPANESE
宇宙の本質的な真実は、あなたが手に持っているハンドルの付いた 1 つの凹みのある食器は実際には存在しないということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An essential truth of the universe is that the single, recessed dish with a handle you're holding in your hand doesn't actually exist.
INTO JAPANESE
宇宙の本質的な真実は、あなたが手に持っている取っ手の付いた、凹んだ単一の皿は実際には存在しないということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An essential truth of the universe is that the single concave plate with a handle that you hold in your hand doesn't actually exist.
INTO JAPANESE
宇宙の本質的な真実は、あなたが手に持つ取っ手の付いた単一の凹面プレートは実際には存在しないということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An essential truth of the universe is that the single concave plate with a handle that you hold in your hand doesn't actually exist.
You should move to Japan!