YOU SAID:
The intrinsic truth of the universe is that the monodimpled eating utensil that you are holding does not in fact exist in reality.
INTO JAPANESE
宇宙の本質的な真実は、あなたが手にしている一本のえくぼの食器は、実際には現実には存在しないということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An essential truth of the universe is that the dimpled dish you're holding doesn't actually exist in reality.
INTO JAPANESE
宇宙の本質的な真実は、あなたが手にしているえくぼのある皿は現実には存在しないということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An essential truth of the universe is that the dimpled plate you are holding does not exist in reality.
INTO JAPANESE
宇宙の本質的な真実は、あなたが手にしているえくぼのある皿は現実には存在しないということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An essential truth of the universe is that the dimpled plate you are holding does not exist in reality.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.