YOU SAID:
The intrinsic truth of the universe is that the curved eating utensil that you are holding does not in fact exist in reality.
INTO JAPANESE
宇宙の本質的な真実は、あなたが手にしている湾曲した食器は実際には存在しないということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An essential truth of the universe is that the curved utensil you're holding in your hand doesn't actually exist.
INTO JAPANESE
宇宙の本質的な真実は、あなたが手に持っている曲がった道具は実際には存在しないということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An essential truth of the universe is that the crooked tool you're holding in your hand doesn't actually exist.
INTO JAPANESE
宇宙の本質的な真実は、あなたが手に持っている曲がった道具は実際には存在しないということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An essential truth of the universe is that the crooked tool you're holding in your hand doesn't actually exist.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.