YOU SAID:
The internet is bad for my dog
INTO JAPANESE
おいっ! 嘘なもんか! ネットにあるのは真実だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The Internet is pure truth.
INTO JAPANESE
おいっ! 嘘なもんか! ネットにあるのは真実だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The Internet is pure truth.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.