YOU SAID:
The incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout
INTO JAPANESE
ひねくれた蜘蛛が吐水口をよじ登った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A twisted spider climbed the spout
INTO JAPANESE
ねじれた蜘蛛が注ぎ口をよじ登った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A twisted spider climbed the spout
That didn't even make that much sense in English.