YOU SAID:
The ice cream machine was broken when I got here! I swear!
INTO JAPANESE
アイス クリーム マシンは、私がここに着いた時に壊れていた!私が保証します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Was broken during the ice cream machine that I got here! I guarantee!
INTO JAPANESE
私はここで得たアイス クリーム マシンに破られた!私は保証!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Broken ice cream machine got here I! I assure you!
INTO JAPANESE
壊れたアイス クリーム マシンここで私を得た!私はあなたを確保!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Broken ice cream machine got me here! I assure you!
INTO JAPANESE
壊れたアイス クリーム マシンは、ここで私を得た!私はあなたを確保!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Broken ice cream machine got me here! I assure you!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.