YOU SAID:
The house is on fire and my tongue is welded to cheese.
INTO JAPANESE
家は火の中にあり、私の舌はチーズに溶けている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My house is in the fire and my tongue is melting in the cheese.
INTO JAPANESE
私の家は火の中にあり、私の舌はチーズの中で溶けています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My house is in the fire and my tongue is melting in the cheese.
You've done this before, haven't you.