YOU SAID:
The house is on fire, and it's not my fault this time.
INTO JAPANESE
家は火についており、今度は私のせいではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The house is on fire, this time it is not my fault.
INTO JAPANESE
家は火についていますが、今回はそれが私のせいではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My house is on fire, but this is not my fault this time.
INTO JAPANESE
私の家は火についていますが、今回はこれが私のせいではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My house is on fire, but this is not my fault this time.
That's deep, man.