YOU SAID:

The hot dog I am eating would have fallen into the garbage along with my discarded sense of freewill and independence had I not managed to kick the falling dog with my foot at the very last second, launching it once again into my mouth.

INTO JAPANESE

私が食べているホットドッグは、捨てられた自由意志と独立とともにゴミに落ちていたでしょう。最後の瞬間に落ちた犬を足で蹴って、もう一度口に入れることができなかったなら。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hot dog I was eating would have fallen into trash with abandoned free will and independence. If you couldn't kick the dog that fell at the last moment with your feet and put it in your mouth again.

INTO JAPANESE

私が食べていたホットドッグは、放棄された自由意志と独立性でゴミに落ちていたでしょう。最後の瞬間に倒れた犬を足で蹴ることができなかった場合、再び口に入れます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hot dog I was eating would have fallen into trash with abandoned free will and independence. If you can't kick the fallen dog with your foot in the last moment, put it back in your mouth.

INTO JAPANESE

私が食べていたホットドッグは、放棄された自由意志と独立性でゴミに落ちていたでしょう。最後の瞬間に足で倒れた犬を蹴ることができない場合は、口に戻します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hot dog I was eating would have fallen into trash with abandoned free will and independence. If you can't kick a dog that has fallen on your feet in the last moment, put it back in your mouth.

INTO JAPANESE

私が食べていたホットドッグは、放棄された自由意志と独立性でゴミに落ちていたでしょう。最後の瞬間に足に落ちた犬を蹴ることができない場合は、口に戻します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hot dog I was eating would have fallen into trash with abandoned free will and independence. If you can't kick the dog that fell on your paw at the last moment, put it back in your mouth.

INTO JAPANESE

私が食べていたホットドッグは、放棄された自由意志と独立性でゴミに落ちていたでしょう。最後の瞬間に足に落ちた犬を蹴ることができない場合は、口に戻します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hot dog I was eating would have fallen into trash with abandoned free will and independence. If you can't kick the dog that fell on your paw at the last moment, put it back in your mouth.