YOU SAID:
The horse outside banged my wife, so now I am homeless.
INTO JAPANESE
外の馬は私の妻を強打したので、今私はホームレスです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The horse outside struck my wife, so now I'm homeless.
INTO JAPANESE
外の馬が妻を襲ったので、今はホームレスです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm homeless now because an outside horse attacked my wife.
INTO JAPANESE
外の馬が妻を襲ったので、私は今ホームレスです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm homeless now because the horse outside attacked my wife.
INTO JAPANESE
外の馬が妻を襲ったので、今はホームレスです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm homeless now because an outside horse attacked my wife.
INTO JAPANESE
外の馬が妻を襲ったので、私は今ホームレスです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm homeless now because an outside horse attacked my wife.
That's deep, man.