YOU SAID:
The horse in doorway is dancing
INTO JAPANESE
玄関の馬は踊っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the horse on the porch is dancing
INTO JAPANESE
ポーチの馬が踊っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A porch horse is dancing
INTO JAPANESE
ポーチの馬が踊っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A porch horse is dancing
You should move to Japan!