YOU SAID:
The horse ate the cat and shat on the mat
INTO JAPANESE
馬は猫を食べてマットの上でしゃがんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The horse eats the cat and crouches on the mat
INTO JAPANESE
馬は猫を食べ、マットの上でしゃがみます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The horse eats the cat and crouches on the mat
You should move to Japan!