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The horrible thing about ňıģğėŕ§, is they're really a horrible thing. Their checks are made outta rubber, their hair is made outta spring. But the really horrible thing is Obama is not the only one.

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ňıģğėŕ§の恐ろしいところは、彼らが本当に恐ろしい存在だということです。彼らのチェックはゴムでできており、彼らの髪はバネでできています。しかし、本当に恐ろしいのは、オバマだけがそうではないということです。

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The scary thing about the Obamas is that they are truly frightening beings -- their checks are made of rubber and their hair is made of springs -- but the really frightening thing is that Obama isn't the only one.

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オバマ夫妻の恐ろしいところは、彼らが本当に恐ろしい存在だということだ。彼らの頬はゴムでできていて、髪の毛はバネでできている。しかし、本当に恐ろしいのは、オバマ氏だけが恐ろしいわけではないということだ。

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The scary thing about the Obamas is that they are truly terrifying -- their cheeks are made of rubber and their hair is made of springs -- but the really scary thing is that Obama isn't the only one who is terrifying.

INTO JAPANESE

オバマ夫妻の恐ろしいところは、彼らが本当に恐ろしいということだ。彼らのほっぺはゴムでできていて、髪の毛はバネでできている。しかし、本当に恐ろしいのは、恐ろしいのはオバマ夫妻だけではないということだ。

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The scary thing about the Obamas is that they're really scary -- their cheeks are made of rubber and their hair is made of springs -- but the really scary thing is that they're not the only ones who are scary.

INTO JAPANESE

オバマ夫妻の恐ろしいところは、彼らが本当に恐ろしいということだ。彼らのほっぺはゴムでできていて、髪の毛はバネでできている。しかし、本当に恐ろしいのは、恐ろしいのは彼らだけではないということだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The scary thing about the Obamas is that they are really scary -- their cheeks are made of rubber and their hair is made of springs -- but the really scary thing is that they're not the only ones who are scary.

INTO JAPANESE

オバマ夫妻の恐ろしいところは、彼らが本当に恐ろしいということだ。彼らのほっぺはゴムでできていて、髪の毛はバネでできている。しかし、本当に恐ろしいのは、恐ろしいのは彼らだけではないということだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The scary thing about the Obamas is that they are really scary -- their cheeks are made of rubber and their hair is made of springs -- but the really scary thing is that they're not the only ones who are scary.