YOU SAID:
The higgledy-piggledy hilarious kids are not at the enormous but gigantic park playing on the ugly and hideous big lilac swing
INTO JAPANESE
ヒグルディ・ピグレディの陽気な子供たちは、醜くて恐ろしい大きなライラックスイングで遊んでいる巨大だが巨大な公園にいません
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Higgledi Pigredi's hilarious kids aren't in a huge but huge park playing with big lilac swings that are ugly and horrible
INTO JAPANESE
ヒグルディ・ピグレディの陽気な子供たちは、醜くて恐ろしい大きなライラックスイングで遊んでいる巨大だが巨大な公園にいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Higgledi Pigredi's hilarious kids aren't in a huge but huge park playing with big lilac swings that are ugly and horrible
You should move to Japan!