YOU SAID:
the heater keeps me cold in the winter and warm in the summer and i turn on the air conditioner and throw it out the window.
INTO JAPANESE
ヒーターは冬は寒く、夏は暖かく保ち、エアコンをつけて窓から放り出します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keep the heater cold in winter and warm in summer, turn on the air conditioner and throw it out the window.
INTO JAPANESE
冬はヒーターを冷たく、夏は暖かく保ち、エアコンの電源を入れて窓から放り出します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keep the heater cold in winter and warm in summer, turn on the air conditioner and throw it out the window.
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