YOU SAID:
the hat had a birthday steak
INTO JAPANESE
帽子は誕生日ステーキを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ate steak birthday Hat
INTO JAPANESE
食べたステーキ誕生日帽子
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Steak you ate birthday hat
INTO JAPANESE
ステーキ、誕生日の帽子を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate the steak with a birthday Hat
INTO JAPANESE
誕生日帽子とステーキを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had the steak with a birthday Hat
INTO JAPANESE
誕生日の帽子で、ステーキを持っていた
That didn't even make that much sense in English.