YOU SAID:
The hare ate 3 kids and swallowed a fried egg
INTO JAPANESE
うさぎは3人の子供を食べて目玉焼きを飲み込んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Rabbit ate three children and swallowed a fried egg
INTO JAPANESE
うさぎは3人の子供を食べて目玉焼きを飲み込んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Rabbit ate three children and swallowed a fried egg
That didn't even make that much sense in English.