YOU SAID:
The guy who sold the horse the cat the man liked bit was dead.
INTO JAPANESE
猫馬を売った男男が好き少しは死んでいた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Liked the guy who sold the cat was a little dead.
INTO JAPANESE
気に入った猫を売った男が少し死んでいた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The man who sold the cat liked a bit dead.
INTO JAPANESE
猫好きを売った男少し死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A little of the man who sold the cat-lover is dead.
INTO JAPANESE
少しの猫の恋人を売った男は死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The man who sold the little cat lover is dead.
INTO JAPANESE
小さな猫の恋人を売った男は死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The man who sold the little cat lover is dead.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.