YOU SAID:
The guy down the hall uses his wife like a speed-bag.
INTO JAPANESE
廊下を男は、スピード バッグのような彼の妻を使用しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Corridor man uses his speed bag wife.
INTO JAPANESE
廊下の男は彼のスピードバッグの妻を使います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Use the speed bag for his wife is a man in the hallway.
INTO JAPANESE
妻用スピード バッグは廊下で男です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife's speed bag is a man in the hallway.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻のスピード バッグは廊下で男です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife's speed bag is a man in the hallway.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.