YOU SAID:
the guy across the street tried to steal my car but fogot to grab the keys, so he just pushed it away, and i just laughed at him while dialing a tow truck to help him out
INTO JAPANESE
通りの向こう側の男が私の車を盗もうとしたが、キーをつかむのを忘れたので、彼はそれを押しのけただけだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A man across the street tried to steal my car, but forgot to grab the key, so he just pushed it away.
INTO JAPANESE
通りの向こう側の男が私の車を盗もうとしたが、鍵をつかむのを忘れたので、彼はただそれを押しのけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A man across the street tried to steal my car, but forgot to grab the key, so he just pushed it away.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
