YOU SAID:
The guillotine was there, ready for my arrival.
INTO JAPANESE
ギロチンがあった、私の到着のための準備します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Prepare for the arrival of the guillotine, I.
INTO JAPANESE
ギロチンの到着のための準備私。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Prepare me for the arrival of a guillotine.
INTO JAPANESE
ギロチンの到着のための私を準備します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Prepare for the arrival of a guillotine me.
INTO JAPANESE
私ギロチンの到着のために準備します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will prepare for the arrival of a guillotine.
INTO JAPANESE
ギロチンの到着を準備します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Prepare for the arrival of a guillotine.
INTO JAPANESE
ギロチンの到着に備えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Prepare for the arrival of a guillotine.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.