YOU SAID:
The government pays me to kill people with kindness. I clean and maintain my rifle every day. I named my rifle kindness.
INTO JAPANESE
政府は私に親切に人を殺すためにお金を払っています。私は毎日ライフルを掃除して維持しています。私はライフルの優しさに名前を付けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The government is kind to me and pays to kill people. I clean and maintain my rifle every day. I named the kindness of the rifle.
INTO JAPANESE
政府は私に親切で、人々を殺すためにお金を払っています。私は毎日ライフルを掃除して維持しています。私はライフルの優しさに名前を付けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The government is kind to me and pays to kill people. I clean and maintain my rifle every day. I named the kindness of the rifle.
Come on, you can do better than that.