YOU SAID:
The goorbs will die if a hamster comes
INTO JAPANESE
ハムスターが来た場合は、goorbsは死ぬでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If hamsters come, goorbs will die
INTO JAPANESE
ハムスターが来れば、悪党は死にます
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If a hamster comes, the villain will die
INTO JAPANESE
ハムスターが来ると、悪役は死ぬでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As hamsters come, villains will die
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